*I have had fleeting professional interactions with some people who are pretty famous and some other people who aren’t but i’m hoping because you haven’t heard of them but are afraid to admit you haven’t even to yourself that you’ll assume that they are important and just maybe think i’m important and i went to a pretty well known school and that should count for something so here’s a list of every academic association i’ve ever had and i hope you’re impressed by all the official names even if it does occur to you that lots and lots of people have gone through even the most well-known places and man o man i’ve gone to some festivals that you haven’t heard of in places that you have heard of so here is another big list of names and you’ll notice that some of these names are european so that hopefully makes you realize i’m for serious because i make transatlantic flights for this and i’ve asked for money and sometimes they’ve said yes so here are the people who have liked me and given me some money and also lots of awards i’ve won that you haven’t heard of but obviously it’s pretty impressive to win something and here are a few more names and hopefully even if you don’t like my music you’ll have seen all these names and will decide you don’t want to say that you didn’t like my music because you’re afraid that i must be really good and you just didn’t get it because i’ve got all this information in my bio that you haven’t heard of but you think you should have heard of that might mean you should have liked my music and you aren’t with it because you didn’t.*